Author: FaaQ

but wish it was for sex toys (with demonstrations) instead of just lingerie.

Zack Snyder’s released some nice hi-res shots of Watchmen. Got to hand it to the guy, he knows his comics, and he know how to transform them to the big screen.

How did the best comedy in TV history get canceled after only 3 seasons.

MILWAUKEE – Gary Gygax, who co-created the game Dungeons & Dragons and helped start the role-playing phenomenon, died Tuesday morning at his home in Lake Geneva. He was 69.

I’m guessing the real cause of death was his review of the 4th Edition Rules. Alas, I must thank Mr. Gygax for sticking me with a nerdy addiction that lasted me well into my Sophomore year of High School. I got my first D&D Basic set in 1982 and my friends and I were hooked from that point on.

Seriously.

and Obamamessiah becomes President, I will be marketing these for sale in the BAMF store.

Christina Ricci makes my black snake moan.

Even with the loss of her mega sized tittys and the regrettable trailerpark mom boob tattoo, shes still looking totally “I would sever a finger to bang you” hot.

I of course have to link to one of my favorite stories of all time.

Of course we have all seen how the good muslims of al Qaeda and their various splinter groups have treated their hostages in the past. Danny Pearl and Nick Berg both lost their heads, Theo Van Gough got a knife the the chest, and many others have been maimed and mutilated.

Well now we can add being burned alive to the list. Remember, shouting “god is great” while pushing a guy into a pit full of open flames is a surefire ticket to pussy in the afterlife.