Author: FaaQ

“Here, try it,” says Zhaoran, a business student, as she places a beige-colored ox urethra onto her friend’s plate. He’s in the middle of wolfing down a piece of chewy dog penis.

Uhm, do not want.

Is alive and well in Holland it appears. The “holly fuck this is creepy factor” on this video sets a new record.

Blade heading to the pokey

3 Years for tax evasion, proving once again, that listening to some guy on the internet tell you that you don’t have to pay your taxes, is not sound financial advice.

CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said.

“It wasn’t immediately clear what the rope was for.”

  “Mr. Quest didn’t realize that the park had a curfew,” Abramson said. He was simply “returning to his hotel with friends.”

I can understand going out for a stroll with your meth, but wtf is up with the rope? I don’t know about you, but  I’m always walking around with a rope on my junk with my buddies, its just how I roll.

I was bored, and I suck at photoshop, but I did manage to make this for your enjoyment. Download, print, attach to car. It’s 11X4.

Every episode is now online, for free, all you have to do is watch a beer commercial or two. SouthparkStudios for the win.

Goodbye productivity.

Simplified

See, I told you so.

Every episode of Arrested Development online, right now, for your viewing pleasure.

Just in case you have not seen this, you should.

Not only was she mega hot back in her day, seems like ol’ Mary Ann likes to ride the 4:20 express.

 Perhaps they should have called her Mary Jane. A surprise birthday party for Dawn Wells, the actress who played Mary Ann on “Gilligan’s Island,” ended with a nearly three-hour tour of the Teton County Sheriff’s Office and jail when the 69-year-old was caught with marijuana in her vehicle while driving home.