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First Zombies, now aliens

by FaaQ on February 19, 2009 @ 10:29 am

Are you fucking serious with this shit?

The new film from Elton John’s Rocket Pictures will have the seven-foot extraterrestrial give the characters from Pride and Prejudice something more immediate to worry about than making advantageous marriages

And people mock Howard the Duck.

Hows that Hope and “Change” working out for you?

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by FaaQ on February 17, 2009 @ 1:21 pm

Suckers

Bacon Explosion is for pussies

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by FaaQ on February 12, 2009 @ 8:22 am

Meet the Turbaconducken.

cooked-side-2

When it absolutely, positively needs to travel 53 times the actual distance required.

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by FaaQ on February 11, 2009 @ 1:35 pm

On Sunday the DLP bulb on my TV went out and I ordered a new one online on Monday from a company roughly 78 miles from my house. I paid $17.57 for FedEx standard overnight delivery expecting the package to be delivered yesterday around 4 or 5 PM.

It’s now Wednesday at 1:40 PM and I just got off the phone with FedEx for the 4th time. Instead of taking a cozy train, or van, or even carrier pigeon from San Diego north to my home, my package was first sent to Denver, then to Chicago, and is now supposedly on its way to my house to be delivered tomorrow “before 10:30 AM” a full two days after it was supposed to.

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE? A package weighing less than one pound is not once, but twice misrouted for a grand total of around 4160 miles out of the way of the intended delivery path.

fuckyoufedex1

Zombies jump the shark

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by FaaQ on February 3, 2009 @ 8:04 am

You know its been overdone to death when you have not one, but two NYTimes articles about a Jane Austen Zombie mashup.

Now if it was Zombie Simpsons, I could get behind it, but Zombie chick-lit is beyond gay.

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Dark Knight Oscar Campaign

by FaaQ on November 25, 2008 @ 12:49 pm

Really well done video crafting the highlights of The Dark Knight, and pointing out why the film deserves multiple nods at this years Oscars. Suffice to say, it will be an uphill battle. Remember Shakespeare in Love beat out Saving Private Ryan.