Solo just sent me a link to a story about Britney Spears’ former husband, Jason Alexander, making out with a trannie in Miami. …I didn’t mean to rhyme that time. …god dammit.
“In Miami, Ana is well-known as a she-male — a guy who looks like a girl but still has his male equipment,” explains the source. “But most guys from out of town don’t have a clue that Ana’s a transsexual.”
Just how far did their make-out session go? Ana was reluctant to kiss and tell: “I met the guy in the club, we had a few drinks, we danced, we kissed and that is as far as I’m going with this story,” she/he purred to Star.
Ana’s Web site says she charges up to $2,000 for a night as a she-male escort, and boasts, “I’m better than anyone else when it comes to small waist… and that busty bleached blonde look with real 10-inch package.”
Hahahaha! Awesome. Goes from banging one of the more lusted after bitches on the planet, and getting the complete shaft metaphorically, to…. yeah, alright. Bad pun, won’t go there. Although you can imagine the conversation between the two:
Jason: “Yeah, I’m still kind of messed up. My ex wife is off banging this new guy right now.”
Ana: “Well look on the bright side, now you’re even!”
Jason: “That’s true, becau… wait… huh?”
*rimshot*
SoloYeah tell that Asshole Solo to check his mail the prick! 🙂
MarthaFunny as hell!http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/martha_turkey.asp
Finally…… justice for the rest of us.Take that you Spears fucker!