Rapper Houston (yeah, I don’t know either) has had a fun week. The guy has been undergoing treatment for manic depression, and thanks to the wonders of PCP, beleives himself to be Jesus. So what would any guy who thinks he’s Jesus want to do? You guessed it: attempt suicide and pluck out his own eye. Because as it said in the book of… Apostle Guy… “Let he who is without sin cast the first eye.” No. No that wasn’t it. It was “Let he who is without eyes cast the first stone.” Because if I’m blind, I’m hitting someone with a big fucking rock.
After being thwarted in a suicide attempt in a London hotel room, R&B singer Houston gouged his own eye out.
On Thursday Houston attempted to jump out of a 13th-floor hotel window but was stopped by his security personnel, sources close to the singer said. He was moved to a lower floor and locked in his room, where he injured himself. Additional details are still coming to light, and photographs of his injury are circulating online.
“I was told he wanted to commit suicide and stabbed his eye out,” K-Sly said. “He was telling people he was Jesus and wanted to go home to his Father.”
And if that didn’t make your mouth water for lunch, why not check out a snapshot of the injury! Hours of fun for the whole family.
Bigger then the Beatles?At least he didn’t say he was bigger then Oasis. I mean, Then they woulda let him finish the job.