Will someone please explain to me how it is possible for a person to lose $17,000 dollars at a Burger King? That’s like losing your anal virginity in a Turkish prison: there are some things you just have to cling to for dear life. And those things are precious enough to keep out of harm’s way.
I call bullshit. I don’t care how delicious your fucking Whopper® is, or how crispy and fresh the fries are, you just can’t lose sight of a sack filled with nearly $20 grand in a fast food joint. Like your wang in a room filled with sharp objects, you’re constantly aware of its presence.
wellhaha my friends grandma dude was the old chick, damn bakersfield idiots (including me)
teh moneyi’d keep it…
house?What kind of house are you going to buy with 17k
loldown payment i believe
Too badAm I the only one that doesn’t really care? If you want to carry around $17,000 in your purse, you are just asking for trouble. Had I been the one to find that, I really doubt I would be returning the money. I might drive up in the new car to drop off the empty purse, but that is about it.
Wah?The joke’s on the dude that stole the $$$. I’ll bet that beeyatch rolled her nasty naked self all over that pile of cash every night.
Wah2I take it back. I do feel sorry about this.
sad…who gives a fuck if she rolled herself on it :P, id still take it… and yes BS!!!