*blinks*
EDMOND, Oklahoma (Reuters) – An Oklahoma man desperate to save his marriage by appearing like a hero to his wife ended up in police custody on suspicion of staging a crime where he hired burglars and foiled their fake robbery attempt, police said on Friday.
According to police, Spencer, a high school teacher, paid two students $100 each to break into his house and try to make off with a stereo.
The masked students tied his wife with duct tape and her husband was in the house just in time to foil the supposed crime, police said.
Police said Spencer attacked the two in a choreographed fight, even hitting one with a board that he had cut to break in half. The plan was going well until his wife freed herself and called police, something Spencer did not anticipate, police said.
That… that man has some fucking BALLS on him. I mean, if you’ve got the stones to attempt a stunt like this, you can’t be that bad of a fella, right? I mean aside from being totally fucking pathetic, he seems like the kind of lovable loser that I’d like to buy a beer for. Better luck next time, dipshit.
