What did I tell you damned Canucks? Didn’t I warn you to keep your heads down and your noses clean? Now look at the fucking mess you’re about to cause.
Ganked From IMDB
Expected low ratings for a possible all-Canada Stanley Cup could prove to be a disaster for professional hockey, the Toronto Star observed today (Wednesday). Noting that the playoffs have been attracting audiences only slightly better than arena football in the U.S., the newspaper observed that if Vancouver and Ottawa wind up as the final contenders, the NHL championship “could challenge the late, unlamented XFL as the lowest-rated primetime sports broadcast ever.” It further noted that ABC’s $600-million deal with the NHL comes up for renewal next year and that such a ratings result could put the renewal in peril.
Ah, I’m just kidding. The Ducks will mop the floor with the competition anyway. How do I know? They have a secret ace in the hole: Emilio Estevez is back to coach the little rascals in their toughest challenge yet. Just look at the impressive impressiveness of his impressive resume. Since he led the Ducks to victory in the first movie, he’s gone on to lead Hollywood to victory, with such films as Judgement Night and Another Stakeout. Flying V? Bah. With the most talented thing to ever dribble it’s way out of Martin Sheen’s wang in our corner, we’re fucking indestructible.
Alright. So obviously I know exactly dick about hockey this season. But at least I’m not Emelio Estevez. I get down on my knees and give thanks for that small miracle every day.
OttawaEven Canadians, much as we would love to see an all-Canadian final, don’t want to see Ottawa in it. The only people in Canada that cheer for Ottawa, are from Ottawa. GO VANCOUVER!!!!!
Go canucks ?Letting 12 goals in two games in the playoffs where you can finish off a team and rest for the next round isn’t exactly something to be excited about. We’ll see tomorrow eh !!
OttawaI’m not from Ottawa. I’m from Alberta.And I cheer for Ottawa. I know dozens of ppl here that would rather cheer for Ottawa than the Nucks.And besides.. Vancouver sucks. Choke! Choke! Sens for the cup!
Crappy SeasonWhat the hell happened this season, everyone sucks. The cup has been taken by Colorado, Detroit, Dallas or NJ the past 9 years so lets keep it that way, and at least keep some semblance of normality in hockey. Canada sucks nuts. NJ over Anaheim 4-2.
Canada sucks nuts eh?Good thing you like our game called \”Hockey\” eh!Aren’t a lot of players in those teams you speak of from Canada ? Hmmmm wierd.But I could care less – hockey blows. I’d rather watch Mike Wier play golf.
Holy fuck…That picture of Emilio on his IMDB profile is really flattering, it looks like he’s making the transvestite revelation face. As for hockey I can’t really say I’m a fan but I did watch a few minutes of a game last night at the bar. It was either watch a bunch of morbidly obese guttersluts dance to horrible Kid Rock songs, or watch a bunch of guys kick eachothers teeth in icecapades style.I chose blood.
fuck the nhli just had to say it.
heh spelling errorsYou spelled Emilio 2 different ways in that post. Not like it matters tho. lol