I was walking past the candy aisle this morning and something caught my eye. On one of the packages I was sure I saw “Not to be used for weight control.” So I backed up a step, and sure enough, right on a package of sweet delicious empty calories was the aforementioned phrase. I’d like to meet the asshole who sued because he tried to use Skittles as a fat burner, which resulted in this.
By the way: I’d like to thank Google for clueing me in to “International Women’s Day.” Somewhere out there, a woman seriously wants you to spend money on her for this momentous holiday. Buy her some Skittles.
Could be birth controlYou could use skittles as birth control I guess – if you stuck a few in the hole of your cock. Unless she was a good sucker and sucked them right out before you shoot.
Skittlesif you did that, that would bring new meaning to the phrase \”taste the rainbow\”
GoogleSo, does this mean that on International Man’s Day we’ll get a Google logo where the \”o\”s are tits and a stripper is pole dancing on the \”l\”?
hehno no toasteroven, thats Booble.com