Homegrown Sliceness

I'm crashing Baaron's next dinner party.Guh… guh… muh….

From: Baaron
To: Sharkey

My neighbor was over for dinner last night and showed me her website for the first time….impressive to say the least. She is a model and works at the “mansion” a lot. Even though I am a big Mo they are still pretty hot pics. I thought you would enjoy. Go to “model” section.

www.ohmiki.com

Crap in my cornflakes, that chick is friggin’ hot. And Baaron… you had this vixen in your house? I hope you showed this site to your brother, but give him fair warning, at his age you gotta start worrying about heart attacks when you see quality like this.

I sincerely hope she stayed for dessert, chief. Next time you talk to her, ask if she wouldn’t mind being a slice of the day. And by her, I mean her and her lawyers. One cease and desist (thanks Disney) per week is plenty for me.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

15 comments

  1. WowVery Fine Indeed……I can only Imagine me Shaving that slowly, while i wisper nasty thoughts in her ear….I bet that Taste like Peaches and Cream….

  2. Huh?I don’t see anything in Duff’s gallery that suggests the C&D was about her, perhaps I am missing something.

  3. holy shitTo the guy that sent in this story: What high school in Springfield did she go to? I’m from there and don’t ever remember seeing her.

  4. damnI recognize her from QLZ and one of the chicks in her highschool pics but I never knew her. Damn thats nice though.

  5. Sharkey’s loosin’ a stepSharkey, you lazy fuck. Get in contact with this hottie and do the photo shoot yourself…that is if you can take pictures and hold your pud at the same time.

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