[ Not Everyone’s Doin’ It! ] – Ho. Lee. Shit.
Ladies, show the man in your life that you love him, by not having sex with him. I bet he’ll like dancing and listening to records and walking on the beach with you WAY more than seeing you naked.
Well, I Know Harry Knowles Isn’t…
commentbut what about getting crabs from a toilet seat? or hiv from flu shots? or getting pregnant from dry fucking?
or…how anal isnt really doing itand even oral sex isnt really… oral sex, unless u blow it in the chicks mouth
hahahahahahahaha… did anyone else find this hilarious, or is it because its friday and i am drunk, oh hell, who cares… hahahahahah
I’ll show you celebacy!Im going to beat off to the three bitches in that comic strip just to make a point. Not to sure what that point will prove… but Im pretty sure its the right thing to do.
Philip……….is an ass-burgler. And where the fuck do they live that they reckon that hardly anyone their age is doing it? And I do actually know a guy who’s girl won’t ‘do it’ with him for religious reasons….but takes it in the ass instead. Weird. I want a girl like that.
‘do it’hey teej, is that girl catholic?: Pthough my wife is not catholic she was the same way, wanted to wait until marriage before having sex, but caved in to taking it anally and given me head. i guess in my quest for taping that untouched pie we got married kinda less then a year after being engaged (it took an engagement ring to get ass) and now i get to stab that brownn maybe once or twice a year and head like once a month (we’ve been together almost 10 years). lesson to the story, take as long as you can fucking can before she drags you down the aisle.
phillipi swear i’ve seen phillip in porn.
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I don’t think she is….I reckon some Protestants are just as strict over here as us Fenians are, but damn! I’ve met a pile of dirty bitches that’ll take it any way but anal. I mean, even the mention of me slipping a finger or 3 into their ass has most of them running scared. My latest took a couple of fingers but no more. Though I do have a Catholic schoolgirl who loves sucking me off, took 3 loads in the mouth the last time we were together. 3 BJs in a day. Class! Then I got in her bad books cos I wouldn’t go long term……but now she wants to meet again. BJ city for meeeeeeee!!!! Well, hopefully…….
or…bake him cookies! forget the obligatory midnight handjob while mother’s in the other room, cookies are a *much* better way to show him you care!
so teejany more loser bullshit you wanna try to feed us? I get blowjobs all the time it r0x0rz my socks off, i bet you guys wish you knew some girls i met one IRL serious.