Sixteen In The Clip And One In The Hole…

Will I be allowed to put playing cards in the spokes? Because if not, I won't fucking buy it.Games games games. They do so make me happy. And I’m quite pleased with the latest GTA: San Andreas screenshots, especially since they show the Eazy-E looking motherfucker in the back seat. And now that they’re touting the game to be about 150 hours to full completion, it’s beginning to sound a lot like a happy birthday for me this October.

I have been wondering about one thing though. With the current gangsta theme of the game (a slight departure from the Goodfellas theme of the previous two) I ponder how a bunch of crackers like the Rockstar team can churn out a game like this without stirring up ten times the hornets nest that GTA:VC did. We had Italians coming out in droves in protest over that game, but who the fuck ever cared if Italians were discriminated against? I would imagine that Rockstar had to hire on some “urban consultants” to help in the pimpification of this game. Has there been any word on the soundtrack for this game yet? If they took a note from the success of Vice City and did a full on 90’s gangsta rap compilation, I think it’d sell many more copies than… I dunno, whatever the fuck rap music sounds like these days.

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By Sharkey

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10 comments

  1. Rappity Rap RapIf it’s nothing but rap on the soundtrack they’d better have an option to turn Music off.

  2. clicks and wistlesIf there isnt a 80s hair metal station like in VC I’m not buying it. Or I’m importing my own mp3s once it comes out for pc, thats good to.

  3. Goodfellas…the fuck?Only the first game had any remote Goodfellas feel Sharkman, the second was a straight up Scarface rip off. Seriously, that shoot out at the end, they may as well have just played the last 8 minutes or so of Scarface.I was hoping for this game they’d go to a new engine rather than just crank the texture res again.

  4. hey…I said I wanted more black video game characters but this isn’t what I meant. Whatever, where the white bitches at?

  5. track listThe current track list Salt’n’Pepa – Push itVanilla Ice – Ice Ice BabyInner Circle – Bad BoysKLF – 3am EternalMassive Attack – Unfinished SympathyNirvana – Smells Like Teen SpiritJane’s Addiction – Been Caught StealingPoison – Every Rose Has It’s ThornGuns’n’Roses – Sweet Child O’ MineSmashing Pumpkins – TodayNWA – **** Tha Police / 100 Miles And Runnnin’Snoop Doggy Dogg – Gin N’Juice / Ain’t No FunWarren G – RegulateFugees – Killing Me SoftlyCoolio – Gangsta’s ParadisePublic Enemy – Rebel Without A PauseThe Stone Roses – Fools GoldHappy Mondays – Step OnThe Verve – Bitter Sweet SymphonyRadiohead – Creep

  6. NINAfi is also going to be on the soundtrack. A cover of NIN’s Head Like A Hole, and some other AFI stuff.

  7. Buzz up to my Word, HOMES!Pst, all you fuck nuts that rave about GTA, you are a bunch of pussified crack heads. Yea, GTA was cool when it first came out, but everything since has just been a cashcow. You fools need to get your heads on straight and watch for the ultra-cool shit that will be coming out, not remakes! For instance, Rockstar is coming out with a video game adaption to The Warriors! The 1979 cult gang movie that spawned gang riots throughout Detroit, Chicago and New York. If you dont know, now ya know.. bitches.

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