She’s My Nasal Spray Tigress

[ Drug Makes Female Rats Go Cock Crazy ] – apparently scientists are utilizing this drug in a nasal spray form to get the same effect from women.

The female rats flirted more when injected with the drug and Pfaus and his colleagues said: “Females treated with the highest dose of PT-141 also attempted to mount the males.” In rats, this is considered a sign of sexual impatience.

While getting randomly mounted by a fine lady sounds pretty good to me, I still doubt this thing’s effectiveness. The main problem with getting a chick’s juices flowing is whether or not she wants to get in the mood. I can imagine after a few months or so of no sexual energy, a chick with a sexual dysfunction will take the initiative and cram that sucker up her nose. That, or perhaps her poor crying undersexed idiot of a fella can nag her into it.

I think it all boils down to women being like a car. You can get some sort of super-fuel that revs their engine and gets those pistons firing, but some shmuck still has to turn the key.