One simple request: don’t fuck the place up while I’m in Vegas, and you can’t even do that. Just wait until your father gets home, young man.
I’m telling you, sleep deprivation, vicodin, and booze do not help you succeed in gambling. It does, however, make you remarkably indifferent towards said goal. Apologies for the outage the last couple of days. I can’t wait until we’re off this ancient perl scripting.
Good LordThis site goes down more often then your momma looking to score a $5 bag of crack.
vegasSharkey,You best not pick up my girl or her friends — they are in Vegas right now…
Don’t worry about it…He’s back.Besides, he probably didn’t get THAT drunk…
actuallyJust about ten minutes shy of Baker right now. And why am I not allowed to pick up her friends? Unless you’re protecting me from some horrible venerial disease, I have half a mind to turn this car around and do them all in the butt. Twice.
lmaoActually,Go ahead and pick up her friends, I don’t think you’d be the only guy this weekend to have done that…I’m bitter as hell though, I wanted to go to Vegas but they wouldn’t let me…stupid women.
solutionCan’t let bitches run your shit like that. Fuck her mom. Or her best friend. Or her best friends mom.
orFuck all three. At the same time.
that reminds of…that \”im gonna fuck your mom\” video from last year