Mabs sent in this story, with only one bit of commentary. Fuckin’ French. I’m inclined to agree.
The southern French city of Marseille called off a three-week hunt for a black panther on Tuesday after the animal sighted by several residents turned out to be a large house cat.
“The ‘panther’ is just a black house cat — a very big one though,” said a spokeswoman for the local prefecture, adding the animal was about 24 inches long and weighed some 22 pounds.
So the French are essentially afraid of Garfield.
…Sounds about right.
asdHAHAHAHAH THE FRENCH!!!! OMG HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF????????????????????????????????????????????????????????LOLLLLLL