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If any of you squeal, you’ll quickly become acquainted with a rabid marmoset who has a degree in barbed-wire colonoscopies.
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Whydon’t they just replace them all with the new kind of great ape they found?http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/science/08/08/coolsc.mysteryape/index.htmlSharkey, I think we just found your bodyguards.