News From The World Of The Wang

I know, you missed me yesterday. Unfortunately the near-death of the home machine coupled with my legal hassles have left me a little bit behind on damn near everything. But now I’ve hucked a new 120 Gig monster in this thing and I’m back in business.

But enough about me, let’s talk about guys with dinky wangs. Like the poor fella in this story, which was sent to me by John, who’s wang is no business of mine.

The victim testified that she and Peters were sipping tea after he finished installing a deadbolt lock when she saw Peters’ semi-erect penis sticking three inches past the bottom of his shorts.

That’s impossible, according to defense attorney Gary Asteak. “She’s mistaken,” Asteak said. “He’s not that big.”

According to Asteak, physician Eric Schoeppner examined Peters and found his penis is only 1 inches long when flaccid and four inches erect.

You know what’s funny? That could be the newer, more pathetic version of the infamous South Park “Chewbacca defense.” Matter of fact, it’s just like the Chinpokomon episode of South Park. Odd, usually it’s The Simpsons that covers this kind of ground. Anyway, good for you on your legal maneuver, dinky wang man.

By the way, I’m sure it’s been linkified all to Hell and back (since 80 people emailed it to me), but a tug on the junk a day keeps the cancer at bay. Or something even more witty. I guess this means that if you have male friends, you should forward them to Sliceoftheday immediately, just to show how much you care. And then get back to work, sinner.