We’re on our way from Catalina to Ensenada right now. Everyone I know is asleep, the fucking pansies. I just enjoyed a hot tub with a bunch of 17-year olds here with their parents. These two morons (one going into the Army and the other into stoner oblivion) are hooking up with chicks they met while on vacation with their parents, can you beleive that shit? I was like them at one point, probably less of a complete fuck-up, but I wasn’t completely beyond comporable stature. Now I’m the drunk twentysomething prick sitting in their jacuzzi talking about how when I was their age bla bla boring fucking bla.
That’s some depressing shit right there. They are sleeping with fresh 17-year old honeys, while I have to go back downstairs and share a bed with a decaying old 19-year old. Sheesh, I am an old man.
I’m kidding, of course. I’m on a fucking Royal Carribean cruise with a blonde under 20 while you sit with your dick in your hands hoping that I’m posting another Slice Of The Day, which sadly, I am not. I know, I’m a mean drunk, but that’s why you love me so much.
By the way, this whole cruise has renewed my hatred of all mankind, which means that world domination gets it’s long-deserved jumpstart upon my return. If you don’t want to get hung by your thumbs, I suggest you read the archives and study your anti-tard technique. Meanwhile, your fearless leader is going to find the last open bar down in the casino before passing out in a hallway somewhere. Leadership is hard work bitch, take a cue from my actions and exude initiative.
but ain’t that shit open all night? you are in international waters aren’t you?
HahaThe man makes a good point, international waters are an alcoholics paradise surely.
what about those young’unsare you telling me you passed up a chance to see two minor chicks get railed in a jacuzzi?did you forget you’re on international waters…therfore they are no longer under age….for anything…..mmmmmm 17 year old box
hahahaSharkey still has to settle for teenagers. pffft.
Hang in there Sharkey!It’s rough man, but you can do it! Just keep telling yourself you’re a sexy beast and pop a few more Viagras.
actuallyactually 17 is the legal age of consent without parental permission.. at least in michigan. dunno where ya’ll are.
…Hate to be the little bitch here, but technically, the Ship’s law is the maritime law of it’s registry. For most cruise ships, that’s Carribean/Norway/Chicago/Netherlands. And Sharkey only gets lucky in one of those.Poor Sharkey.
I miss theseThese are the posts I miss. Excellent job Sharkey. Hoot Hoot.