Quickie Movie Reviews

I dunno if you’ve heard of this sequel called X-Men 2, but in case you haven’t, maybe you’d like to check it out. This low-budget artsy sort of independent flick carries the Sharkey Seal Of Approval. Especially the parts where Anna Paquin wears tight fitting things.

Also, Identity, although predictible like an 18-year-old girl dating a 97-year-old billionaire, is not quite unsatisfactory. Matter of fact, it’s a bit refreshing to see the Cusack in a role that doesn’t involve him pouring over loves past and present. That kind of flick comes along about as often as a family-friendly Madonnna video. And since she’s pushing her way half past a century, that thought makes even drunk Sharkey cringe. And trust me from experience, drunk Sharkey is a beer-goggle-wearing tramp.

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13 comments

  1. Yeah BabyWOOOOO! The ending was awesome!! BTW They have already leaked some X3 info. THe dude that played Colossus is signed, along with Toad, Sabertooth and I believe Shadowcat! Woot!

  2. sharkeyThere’s no Anna Paquin gallery on sotd, just in case you were bored and need something to do.

  3. xmenWhat I want to know is WHERE IS GAMBIT? He was awesome and isn’t even showing up in the movie. It’s about time they got Colossus in there too.

  4. Anna PaquinI’m on it boys and girls. I started one a while back, but I didn’t think that there were enough \”good\” pictures of her. Meh, your wish is my command.

  5. GambitHe was in Striker’s facility. You don’t get to see him, but the name Remy Lebeau is clearly marked with Magneto’s on the list of inmates. It flashes pretty quickly, but it’s obvious that Singer wanted you to see his name there.

  6. why God why?!?whos the retard that thought THE TOAD would be more badass than MOLEMAN???!!!! TELL ME!!! NOW~!!!! ARRRGGHHH!!!! :stab stab stab:

  7. IdentityWorst. Movie. Ever.It was a predictable, horribly written piece of shit. Why praise it?

  8. worst movie ever…Nope, that \”honor\” goes to Magnolia with a close runner-up, Romeo Must Die.

  9. Well atleastWell i really don’t have to worry about it sucking or not since I already downloaded it and burned it to rw. Gotta love the freebies.

  10. anna paquinhttp://hirespics.homelinux.net/update-2003-04-30/x-men-2-premiere-la/anna-paquin-4428.jpg

  11. Romeomust die is not that bad.yeah it was cheesy but aaliyah is definately worth looking at and ya cant knock the kung-fu(yes i know its not kung-fu he’s using)

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