…You can get Free Ice Cream at Baskin Robbins today. Granted, it’s not Ben & Jerry’s, but it’s still free ice cream.
Tink actually told me about yesterday’s event before it was posted, but since I was a little pissed over the event I decided not to post it. Here is some Ice Cream Mathtm for you kiddies. Nearest Ben & Jerry’s to my house is 30 miles away. That’s 60 miles round trip. My car gets 15 miles to the gallon on premium. That’s 4 gallons of gas for the trip. A ver conservative $2.00 / gallon makes the “free” ice cream cost at $8.00. $8.00 for “free” ice cream hardly seemed free. However, the closest Baskin Robbins is a mere 2 miles away, and I need to hit the grocery store tonight anyway… so free is free here. Enjoy.
30 milesMove outta the sticks, beeyotch!
Goddamn Ben and Jerry’sThey don’t even have a Ben and Jerry’s in my state. The nearest one is at least 6 hours away. Any MoFos wanna put some money together and open a Ben & Jerry’s Franchise in Nebraska?
Sticks?I don’t live in the sticks, I live in The Suburbs.
ben and jerry are cocksucking communist fucks, those two fat fucking shitbags need to develop cancer and choke on a cocktheir ice cream is shit