Making You Feel Guilty… And Hungry For $8 Popcorn!

Oh that wacky Jack Valenti. What will he think of next?

MPAA chief Jack Valenti has unveiled a public service film that the industry hopes to show in movie theaters to discourage online piracy. Speaking to the annual ShoWest industry Valenti said that the MPAA plans to produce international versions of the film that will feature stars from the countries where it is shown. “If it works, we hope it can make a modest impress on the consciousness of people who don’t want to steal,” he said. “Even though in the digital world, it is so easy to do so. We have a massive task ahead of us.”

For those of you who do not wish to pay the hefty $9.00 fee to see this anti-piracy film, it will be available for download on Kazaa about three days after it is released.

S’ank you. I’ll be here all ze veek.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

5 comments

  1. actuallyI go to Case Western Reserve University. Last year, the MPAA named us as the number one movie pirating institution in the US. We had the Lord of the Rings:Two Towers on our internal network three days before it was released in theaters. So for a dinky little PSA, I’d imagine we’d have it upwards of two weeks beforehand if anyone here wanted it. Sorry to be all bragging about our 1337ness, but my school is filled with dorks.

  2. gj dorksnow if only girls were scanned and encrypted into electronic files, i bet you could get them a month ahead of release dates!! oh, hope ya didnt d/l the subbed versions! in short: nerdlingers, u no ‘brag’ now

  3. alrightwait a sec. I’m the dork here, and you’re saying \”u\” and \”d/l\” and \”subbed\”? someone’s spending a lot of time online, and not fucking hot chicks.

  4. correct u dorkas a note, the last line was a take on a foreign way of speaking englishbut yeah, you’re the dork. esp gj on the posting after yourself, and in quick succession. And also answering my post so quickly. props

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