All That Smoking With Dudley Finally Caught Up To Him

The world moves to the beat of one less tiny drummer today, as Gary Coleman has died at the age of 42.

…I really hope he didn’t die a virgin. I mean, if it was an *ahem* mechanical issue, he could have just found a particularly slutty gal and just crawled his whole frame in there, thus losing his flower through technicality.

I like that I spent more time pondering his sex life than I did mourning him in this post. I think Gary would have wanted it that way.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

5 comments

  1. Heh.. Mabs is still around? Awesome

    you ever going to come back to posting once a week or so Sharkey? I grew up with your site

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