CNN puts out possibly one of the best headlines this year:

Woody Harrelson claims he mistook photographer for zombie

I wrapped a movie called ‘Zombieland,’ in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character,” Harrelson said in a statement issued Friday by his publicist.

“With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie,” he said.

Yeah I have that problem too, mistaking the living for Zombies. Really, since it’s Woody Harrelson, you really are not that shocked are you? But come on, this isn’t the Dark Knight and Woody isn’t playing the Joker.