We Are Ever Vigilant

Even though my home machine is currently fux0red beyond the capacity to even email (first time a Maxtor fucked me over) I still have other means of sending out… messages.

THERE was an uneasy calm at the Government House, Awka, Anambra State, on Wednesday, when a horde of monkeys allegedly broke into the state governors office and destroyed some stationery materials and his tea chamber.

Our source said midway into the investigation, a security report came, revealing that about 15 monkeys were seen around the governors office late on Tuesday.

Thanks Brian for comfirming Chim-Chim’s report. And to everyone else, watch your asses. I have more bananas than Bush has uneducated critics.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

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