A shitty version of The Dark Knight trailer hit the web today, so watch away until we are blessed with an HD version:
**Edit: Fuck that, here’s the HD trailer.
Not appearing in this film: Rutger Hauer, or Katie Holmes’ poky nipples. What you get in their place is Eric Roberts, the guy who played Spawn, and Anthony Michael Hall. Oh, and in the worst possible recasting ever, Maggie Gyllenhaal as Ms. Holmes. Yeah, she’s a great actress, but you didn’t cast a great actress in the first flick, why do so in this one? People are going to realize that the character suddenly has personality and depth. Oh, and an uglier face.
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http://www.movieweb.com/video/V07L13gorBJKOQ
Six minute preview, because the HD versions keep getting deleted.
HAHA! The joker looks like Brandon Lee’s Crow after 20 years of alcoholism and eating fast food 3 times a day. So is the Penguin in the next movie? And then we meet Robin afterwards? I’m sorry, but as good as the new movie was, it still doesn’t make up for how utterly disgraceful the 90s versions had become.
dead now