For all of you sexless bastards sitting at home, using your own tears as a masturbatory lubricant and thinking that you’ll never, ever land a good woman… there is hope. I mean if the Peter Pan guy can get laid, just about anybody* can get laid.
*Anybody excluding Harry Knowles
The farther down you go on the page and you wonder if this guy is even attracted to women…..
“I was introduced as “50 year old Randy Constan, The Real Living Peter Pan. ” Of course I’m not very camera shy, and had to dance a little when I came on. I later corrected his intro, explaining that I’m “5”, since I don’t count the 2nd digit in my age anymore.”
i think that says it all.