Wow.

I'd have done it in the house, with the knife, wearing gloves that were too tight for my bigass hands. Know what I'm sayin? I'm the JUICE, mothafucka!O.J. Simpson, bringing himself back into the limelight by fully embracing the situation which dropped him out of said limelight. He’s writing a book and doing a 2-hour TV interview regarding the deaths of his ex wife and Ron Goldman… both of which will revolve around how O.J. would have slaughtered them had he been given the proper chance.

No foolin’.

Fox will slaughter the competition the final week of the November ratings sweeps when it airs a two-hour interview in which O.J. Simpson details how he would have murdered his wife, Nicole, and Ronald Goldman more than 10 years ago.

Had he done it.

Which he didn’t.

Just ask him.

He is, in fact, looking high and low for her killer as we write.

“O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here’s How It Happened” will be broadcast over two nights, Monday, Nov. 27, and Wednesday, Nov. 29. Fox airs “House” on Tuesdays and nobody messes with House. Not even O.J.

Look forward to next spring’s followup novel (and subsequent interview) entitled “O.J. Simpson: And Assuming I Did Do It, Here’s How I Would Have Gotten Off Scot Free.” Which, of course, will simply be the entire transcript of the 1995 criminal trial, accompanied by a few photos of himself posing with his wayward Heisman trophy.

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By Sharkey

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9 comments

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  2. hawow, i cant believe anybody would ever question fox’s journalistic integrity.with that said, what’s with all the lame fantasy posts in the comments section lately?

  3. I’d imagine in a few months we’ll see one of the Brown or Goldman family member’s books entitled \”If I did it, here’s how I murdered OJ Simpson with a golf club.\”

  4. The world needs a few more bulletsI think there’s some more beneficial people to plug other than OJ. As long as the Patriot Act is taking away rights, they might as well pull the one regarding double jeopardy. That way OJ can get a proper trial.

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