UNITED NATIONS MEETING, MIDDAY
North Korea: “Supplies, foorish Americans! We have nuclear weapons long time!”
America: “What? You sneaky little bastards! And here we’d thought that even though you’ve denied our inspectors and refused to supply us with information, you’d just been on the ‘honor system!'”
North Korea: “Ha Ha fuck you kill me, stupid round eye! We pull wool ovah yoah eyes good!”
America: “Well, even though you’re part of an Axis of Evil and all, you won’t uh… you won’t use them, right?”
North Korea: “Aw. Since you-a ask so nicerry, shuwwa theeng.”
America: “Really? No foolin’?”
North Korea: “… HA HA! I HAVE MY FINGAHS CROSS! YOU SO STUPID AMERICAN!”
Actual transcript. Or not. I’m fully aware that my horribly inaccurate mix of Chinese and Korean accents is completely inappropriate, but let me bring up just one important point… HOLY SHIT! LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!
*Runs*
*Door slams*
