Slice Of The Day: Mischa Barton

You’ve got to appreciate the excellence that is a well-timed nipple slip. Say what you will about the intrusiveness of the paparazzi, those fuckers have catching nipple slips down to a science. Speaking of which, there’s a nice one of Mischa Barton up right now. Not perfect, but it kind of helps when you consider what an uppitty bitch she is.

No well bred British chick would ever model her linguistic skills after Paris Hilton. Paris can’t even suck a dick properly. Why would you trust what comes out of her mouth if she doesn’t know what to do with whatever you put into it?

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

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