Wow. This one is just too fucking easy.
Last week, 9 News told you about an unusual phenomenon in St. Bernard Parish that has some experts baffled. Watermelons are growing in areas devastated by Hurricane Katrina, and no one seems to be able to explain why. The story of the Katrina melons has now sparked the interest of some biologists, who are curious about just what might be inside. Gary Ross is one biologist who made the trip to investigate the melons.
“It’s a general scientific interest, and it also could be a public concern because a lot of the people who see these nice watermelons may want to immediately eat them. And they may be perfectly fine… but then they may not be.”
In the words of Mr. Miyagi: Buddha provide.
hahaoh theres definately a negro joke in that…come on, ya know you were all thinking it too.
unknownhost is MASTEROFTHEOBVIOUSNo shit retard.
you get out what you put in. This article is like belt high pitches, middle of the plate, 65mph, all day long.
AwwwWait till they grow 3 headed babies, now thats news. Melons grow on the side of the road, so what.
WatermaccoMaybe there’ll be a mutation that produces a valuable commodity like the Tomacco from the Simpsons or perhaps the water in the fruit will be replaced by crude oil.
WatermelonsNext a Chicken ‘n Waffles is going to pop up and people will say \”well sheeeeit!\”