Scarlett Johansson just got named “Sexiest Woman Alive” by FHM magazine. If I gave a shit what FHM magazine thought, that might mean something. As it stands, it’s really just an excuse for me to ogle the pics from that particular issue. Which, btw, are all right here. Enjoy.
Today has all been favors, favors, favors for other people. At the office, for the woman, for friends, I haven’t done jack shit for myself all day. I’d better be getting free beer and some fierce oral later, or somebody’s getting shot.
FHM writers are wiseI whole-heartedly agree with them
I’d volunteer… but I don’t have enough alcohol to get me that intoxicated.
Ummm…I should really stop reading your site. TMI for a sister.
hahaplease. you’re an adult now. i was getting laid in the room next to yours when you were like 12. and for the record, i censor things like above to spare you the details. so don’t complain.