Ma-Sheen?

Charlie Sheen officially says “fuck you” to his career.

It appears that actor Charlie Sheen has joined the chorus of conspiracy theorists that believe the attacks on 9/11 are not exactly as America watched unfold on live TV.

“There was a feeling, it just didn’t look any commercial jetliner I’ve flown on any time in my life and then when the buildings came down later on that day I said to my brother ‘call me insane, but did it sorta look like those buildings came down in a controlled demolition’?”

It’s unclear what Sheen believed it would look like as a plane crashed into one of the twin towers or what he believed the buildings would look like as they collapsed.

Actually, nevermind. Crackpot shit like this would never tarnish his shimmering image.

If he were commenting on say, the realism of a hooker’s bedroom performance or the quality of some cocaine, I’d take heed. The realism of a plane crash causing thousands of death, maybe not. Then again, he was in Terminal Velocity, and that’s gotta count for something.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

4 comments

  1. NoteNote to America’s Media – Charlie Sheen is an actor, not a qualified engineer, police detective, or FBI agent.

  2. idiot…there has been so much press discrediting the \”controled colapse\” of the buildings conspiracy theory. The twin towers, like all modern skyscrapers, are designed and built to fall like that in the event of their colapse.

  3. obviously a forgery…I’ll pass on to my dad that the building he was in wasn’t really hit by a big honking plane and was in fact a controlled detonation.Chuck, your town called, they said their idiot was missing…

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