Slice Of The Day: Milla Jovovich

Oooooh boy, who’s excited about the new Milla Jovovich flick, Ultraviolet, which opens tomorrow in a theater near you?!? HUH?!!!

*crickets chirp*

Yeah! That’s what I’m talkin’ about! I am so fucked up right now, I can see through time. And do you know what I see? Poor reviews and some Milla nudity that is only necessary to keep male’s brains from having access to their full supply of blood.

Milla Jovovich - Ultraviolet

You know what I love about Milla’s boobs? She’s willing to share what little she has with all of us. She’s a giver. She gives. And we should be thankful.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

5 comments

  1. Thankful?I for one, am thankful for the sheer existence of this woman. She needs to die her hair bright orange more often, but really needs to stop making music.

  2. …eh, ultraviolet is made by same guy who did equilibrium. i liked that one alright, so i’ll be checking this one out too.

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