I just got out of the bathroom, and had to share something with all of you.
You know fellas, when you’re taking a good leak, and you get those bubbles? The bubbles that signify a good hard stream, kind of like the frosty head on a mug of brew, you get my drift? Well in the midst of this sea of bubbles topping an ocean of pee, I noticed that I’d cut a pattern straight through the foam.
That’s right, I pissed a perfect Apple logo.
I’m scared. Hold me.
