Britney Spears has apparently announced that she is pregnant with her second child.
Shoppers in Malibu were stunned when the former pop princess grabbed her belly and announced to the entire centre “That’s right, number two!”.
There just isn’t enough room in this world for the seed of Kevin Federline, whether it be conceived musically, paternally, or fashion…ally. Maybe we should pack his bags, send him in a rocket to space, and then we can get a huge fucking nuke and blow up space.
When was the last time space did anything worthwhile for you, huh? This is it’s chance to shine for us, one last time.
Get NASA on the phoneI think NASA is sending a probe to Pluto soon. It may not be too make it a manned mission.
Did that sound better in your head?say wha??It may not be too HARD TO make it a manned mission. Good for Kevin though. THat’s at least another million before he drops that Jabba teh Hutt and has antother 50-75 kids.
2xWhy not throw him into the middle east and then kill 2 birds with one nuke
Wait, wait, wait…Hold the phone here, fellas. If she grabbed her stomach and screamed, \”That’s right, number two!\”, she could have been talking about pooping and not child birth.I, for one, will gibe her the benfit of the doubt because dammit, Britney has always proven herself to be clean and reasonable.