Mother Earth Is Going To Spank Us

I got up this morning, and upon my windshield I beheld a substance unbeknownst to me, a native Californian. There, glistening in the sun, was a thick layer of ice adhered to my entire viewing area.

What the unholy Hell is going on around here? Hot as shit one week, an icy windshield (a first, in my 20-some-odd-years of life in So Cal) the next. I’m thinking that Mother Nature wants to kick the living crap out of us for all the fluorocarbons and cow farts that we’ve allowed to escape into the atmosphere. In the meantime, I have to go shopping for a heavy coat and a pair of shorts.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

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