Brooke Burns… always sounded like a warning, more than a proper name. Still, she’s hot enough for Bruce Willis to have fucked, so you know she’s good enough for a ride around the park. Plus, she probably tastes like whiskey and a used ashtray. I don’t know why, that’s just the scent I imagine Bruce Willis leaves behind on all women.
…anybody get a whiff of Lindsay Lohan recently?
Hey, according to IMDB, she’s been in the hospital since November after snapping her neck in a pool accident. Guess… guess her Baywatch days didn’t give her much of a safety lesson around the water.
Ah, who cares?We need some screens of that new Bloodrayne movie.It made a whopping 470,000 dollars over the weekend, and the only reason anyone paid was ’cause Kristanna Loken got naked. Let’s get some screenies.
YeahI’d pay $470,000 to see Brooke properly naked.But yes, Kristanna Loken’s titties were probably the only reason that movie got made.