[ Stoned Owl Hides In Christmas Tree ]
Animal control officers from Pelican Man’s Bird Sanctuary came to get the owl, and said they smelled a strange odor on it when they did.
“Curiously enough, the owl’s feathers smelled very, very potently like marijuana,” said Jeff Dering, of the sanctuary. “They examined the owl, looked at its eyes, … and the owl was, in the vernacular, stoned.”
Blood tests confirmed the owl’s state.
How long before we get a bunch of stoned OH RLY? images?
too funnyIt gives new meaning to soaring high. Happy Holidays, Cheech.
Fucking OwlsO MNCHY?