I don’t know if the wobbling is from the waves or last nights alco-fest. It was the formal night, so I had my one chance to bust out my new $300 suit. Now that I have displayed my fucking sexy sexiness, it can be retired to the closet with the one I wore at that 8th grade dance.
Were on the little boat that shuttles you to Catalina. There were plans of parasailing and scuba diving, but its too damned cold so we’ll probably take advantage of the rest of Catalinas amenities, namely miniature golf and the boat ride back to the ship. I love this place though, I have no idea why. Probably because everyone drives golf carts everywhere, like palm springs without the elderly or the scorching heat.
Finally we’re docking. Since I’ve wasted this much of your time already, let me take a minute to increase the google rankings and Ill be on my way. *ahem*.
ass ass ass ass ass tits pie christina aguilera fucking tony danza. Thank you, and have a pleasant tomorrow.
dude you’ll get mad hits now
You bastardYou rat bastard, now I have mental images of Christina Aguilera’s ass bouncing up and down on Tony Danza as they fuck…. you son of a bitch, I would kill you if I didn’t live 8 fucking billion miles north of you… well maybe not kill you but a papercut for sure…
agreedattempting to start a new porn trend?us mere mortals should not toy with such ideas…
tony danzaTotal bullshit. I type in \”Tony Danza fucking\” in google and hit the \”feeling lucky\” button. What I get is some drunken cult web site. You all suck The Boss’s dick.
GoogleIf you search for the whole line from the first \”ass\” to \”danza\” and hit feeling lucky, you go to the rants section… probably the only way that page will be viewed.