Well, That’s It For The Internet. What’s Next?

by on December 1, 2004 @ 5:17 pm

Oh sweet merciful crap.

A four-letter term that came to symbolize the difference between old and new media during this year’s presidential campaign tops U.S. dictionary publisher Merriam-Webster’s list of the 10 words of the year.

Merriam-Webster Inc. said on Tuesday that blog, defined as “a Web site that contains an online personal journal with reflections, comments and often hyperlinks,” was one of the most looked-up words on its Internet sites this year.

*makes hand jerkoff motion*

It’s a sad fucking day in American culture when the number one word for the goddamned year is “blog.” Only in a society this fucking retarded do we all sit around and give validity to people who have nothing better to do than sit around all day writing about shit that nobody cares about.

*looks around*

Shut up.

Slice Of The Day: Leah Remini

by on @ 2:42 pm

I noticed the other day that sweet little Leah Remini is getting older, and that saddens me. Seems like just yesterday she was the new undiscovered object of lust to hit the scene. Frankly I think there are only two reasons for “King Of Queens” to keep on rolling, and they’re both strapped to Leah’s chest. Observe:

Leah Remini, a few years and a couple of babies ago

I still remember her as the bitchy chick from “Saved By The Bell”, like about a million other dudes who hate admitting that they loved that show.

**UPDATE** I set the future time for this post to be 2005. Whoops. Now you can enjoy two slices in a day, how fun for you.